Cyclospora and snacks

send in your questions for this empty sour cream and onion chip bag to dearmercury@substack.com

I asked the man at the deli if he was putting lettuce and tomatoes on his own sandwiches these days and he rocked back on his heels and inhaled in a way that I immediately clocked as a ‘no’ but I kept things chill and seamlessly shifted to a sour cream and onion option. Have you been eating more salty snacks in the advent of cyclosporic shit storms? Send your questions in for this chip bag to dearmercury@substack.com and tune in at the end of the week for answers.